Wigan Speak Quiz, WTF??????

Wigan Speak Quiz, WTF??????

If you have ever visted Wigan, Lancashire in the UK, you may have noticed that the folk who live there don't talk like the rest of us. See if you'd really know what Wigan folk are on about. Enter your name and email (we suggest you use a random email such as me@me.com) to get onto the high score table. Quiz written by Andrea www.cheesy-wotsits.co.uk

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1. What does Izyedzawshapes mean?
		A. He said he has herpes.
		B. His cranium is lumpy.
		C. I asked what happened.
		D. Fill my glass with ale, please.
2. Wivgettengutspleep, in English please:
		A. My spleen has ruptured it’s contents into my stomach.
		B. I’m getting a gut instinct.
		C. We have to go to sleep.
		D. Fill my glass with Dutch courage, please.
3. Artcooertin: WTF?
		A. Are you having sex with anyone?
		B. Can you come with me to the art gallery?
		C. The pigeon poo’d in my bath.
		D. Is it my round already?
4. Artsuppinbowt? WHAT????
		A. Why do you eat your supper out of a washing up bowl?
		B. Has the dog been sick again?
		C. Did you slip on the pavement?
		D. Are you not drinking anything?
5. Eenosenowtabartit means:
		A. My nose fell off and it is now in the abattoir.
		B. He doesn’t know anything about it.
		C. I have bad flu and am unable to get out of bed.
		D. I’ll have another one, Bart.
6. Guess what Eezgoowinwom means
		A. I live in a wigwam.
		B. Goo and worms are easy to win.
		C. His woman is easy.
		D. He is going home.
7. Thaleskrappinereburritscheyp! EH?
		A. Eminem is a good rapper and he can tell a tale!
		B. Your dog just savaged my rabbit!
		C. Bury the treasure before someone steals it!
		D. The ale is not so good in here, but it is cheep!
8. Ifthadunntztopskrykinthallgerranuthurcrakinaminit!
		A. Skittles, yes, Let’s go down to the bowling alley and have a game!
		B. I pleased to have miniature geranium flowering in my garden!
		C. I’ll smack you again in a minute if you don’t stop crying!
		D. We should go to the next ale house and on the way there I’ll need to relieve myself down an alley!
9. Thakuntkatchklappinnabrothulthee. Pardon?
		A. You couldn’t catch clap in a brothel.
		B. Thank my brother, give him a big round of applause.
		C. I’d really love a big bowl of broth for my tea.
		D. Thanks for the offer. I’ll have a pint of ale.
10. Thawanntunayrkutamfershemtbisinwithi! Come again?
		A. Thank you for sharing your fetishes with me!
		B. That was the night when you were with a shemale!
		C. You need a haircut, I am ashamed to be with you!
		D. Absinth or stout, I’ll let you decide!

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