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Quote:: I am the Saudi Arabia of snot. Said by:: Jolly Said to:: Amy Jo Explanation:: allergy season Sent: 09/28 2004 07:16 AM Quote:: Forbidden Subject Headings: Hardcore, Fetish, Pussies, Cocks and Foreclosed Housing Deals! Said by:: U. Penn IT staff. Said to:: All of U Penn Explanation:: In an e-mail outlining steps they're taking to prevent SPAM Sent: 09/23 2004 03:53 AM Quote:: Next year, I want to present best actress in a drama. That way, I get to kiss Allison Janney and I get a flat screen tv. Said by:: J. Michael Said to:: McGrath Explanation:: After learning Emmy presenters get an extravagent gift package, including HDTVs. Sent: 09/20 2004 06:15 AM Quote:: We're currently displaying "Owl Under Glass" by J. Michael DeAngelis...on loan from the Smithsonian. Said by:: McGrath Said to:: Anyone who passes through our hallway. Explanation:: Kevin dug up a drawing I made when I was 11 and has displayed it on our house for his own amusement. Sent: 09/20 2004 05:42 AM Quote:: Here's my cardinal rule for attending the theater (also useful for family gatherings and one-night stands): Keep your expectations low. Said by:: Said to:: Explanation:: Sent: 09/15 2004 10:09 AM Quote:: Jesus loves you! Refinance now! Said by:: Christian Mortgage Association Said to:: Explanation:: It's actually a little known passage in Matthew... "And lo, the lord saw prime to be 6.0, and sayeth unto Peter, "better do it now before the Fed gets antsy". Sent: 09/15 2004 06:23 AM Quote:: I feel like the kid who wore his mother's dress to the party. Said by:: Adam Said to:: Explanation:: Sent: 09/10 2004 04:30 PM Quote:: I'm not injecting them with anything today. I just have to bleed them. Said by:: A scientist Said to:: J. Michael Explanation:: In response to the question: "And what are you injecting the mice with today?" Sent: 09/07 2004 05:04 AM Quote:: Back off, man. I'm a "Canadian". Said by:: Said to:: Explanation:: Completely incorrect guess in a game of Taboo. Somebody obviously hasn't seen Ghostbusters. Sent: 09/02 2004 04:15 PM Quote:: Perhaps cigarettes are the new penis enlargement. Said by:: Said to:: Explanation:: Sent: 09/02 2004 04:13 PM Name: Amy Jo Quote:: Pirates don't fight global warming. Said by:: Me Said to:: Jolly Explanation:: Bedtime story telling hits a snag. Sent: 08/30 2004 06:28 AM Quote:: When you exhume, you make eggs out of you and me. Said by:: Said to:: Explanation:: Sent: 08/25 2004 01:58 AM Quote:: You only get a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so many times. Said by:: Pittsburgh Steeler Ike Taylor Said to:: Explanation:: Ah, NFL players. So often quotable. Sent: 08/23 2004 08:51 AM Quote:: "I need a new job. If you are in need of help, think of me. I'm willing to relocate if I can figure out where the hell Xak Promar is." Said by:: Random guy on the View Askew web board Said to:: Explanation:: I have Xak Promar down as my location. This guy was asking me for a job. Sent: 08/20 2004 10:14 AM Quote:: I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok. Said by:: Shaquille O'Neal Said to:: Explanation:: Sent: 08/11 2004 06:49 AM Quote:: My theory is... Fox wore 42 as homage to Jackie Robinson. To the best of my knowledge, he was the first werewolf to play organized basketball. Really a pioneer, if you think about it. Much like Jackie, he paved the way for thousands of werewolves to come. Said by:: Bill Simmons, ESPN 2 Columnist Said to:: Explanation:: On why Michael J. Fox's character wears #42 on his basketball jersey in "Teen Wolf" Sent: 08/11 2004 05:43 AM Quote:: These insipid watermelons are interferring with all my plans! Said by:: Tatewaki Kuno Said to:: Explanation:: the path of a true martial artist is fraught with peril Sent: 08/09 2004 03:34 PM Quote:: The Superfreak is super dead. Said by:: McGrath Said to:: J. Michael Explanation:: Reporting on the news of Rick James's passing. Sent: 08/06 2004 09:42 AM Quote:: I'm done with air, it's causing me to go blind. Said by:: Said to:: Explanation:: Sent: 08/04 2004 06:37 AM Name: J. Michael Quote:: Then we played the Barbie/surfing/squirt the water/beat the crap out of Ken thingie. Said by:: My mother Said to:: Explanation:: On her class trip to "Chuck E. Cheese" Sent: 07/29 2004 03:50 PM Number of entries: 387 [ Leave the guestbook ] Create a FREE guestbook! Alxhost Web Hosting - $4.95/month! Remove these links Click for more info! |
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